All of a sudden, streamyx is lagging so bad. I wonder if it's the reason why i'm getting so many "good" in o2jam. I never get so many! Don't tell me it's another under-the-sea quake again. ~.~ Those little fishies will all be singing to that tune the next time it happens. Imagine the entire of Atlantis singing "under the sea" from the Little Mermaid (Disney), while your little cable lines are being torn apart by the shudder and thudder (is there such a word?) of the earth as a little crack line appears right below your beloved fiber optic cables. Why does it happen? Probably it's King Triton taking a sea-stroll in the sea-park and found your cables right in the middle of the sea-path. He decided that it was spoling all that scenery under-the-sea so he just zapped it with a lightning strike from his mighty triton. I'd like to see streamyx using that for a lame excuse. lol.
I can already imagine the reaction:
1. Riots in front of every tm net outlet.
2. Jaring will take over the broadband service. ( no not Maxis 3G. It's more like 3 Goons using magnets to try and transfer information with the magical Wan der Walls forces because they just found out about it yesterday...)
3. TM will probably disown tm net...
4. People will post parodies on YouTube about how many lame excuses streamyx has managed to come up with...
5. Streamyx will become as famous as Paris Hilton (for sharing the same IQ)
6. Tmnet will forever use "under the sea" as their theme song
7. King Triton will probably sue streamyx...
lol.....enough with the crap. Probably and hopefull it's just some "upgrading" service streamyx is doing and they experienced some "collateral damage" while doing it. So they'll take "some extra time" to finish the job. (go figure :P)
On another note: Some people are just pretty much full of themselves.
Right, do i know a few? Thankfully i ONLY know a few. Wait, is it really a few? I think i better not count because i might get depressed by the number of them that i know and get suicidal idealations. (yes, they are that bad).
What can you ask? Or rather, what can you think of these people? It's a frigging MYSTERY! Right? Right? Maybe i'm just being so kind as to put it rather, softly for them. Oh, maybe i should write a poem, here goes:
Bring out your pitchforks and your brooms
For there's something worse than shrek
and smellier than donkey
With brains the size of a basketball
but they got cavities that make them like doughnuts
And as if that were not enough
They got little pea brains stuck in the butts
Which are the brains that actually think
and their doughnuts brains are for nuts
so bring out your pitchforks and your brooms
because at the rate that they are going
their doughnuts are rotting, and they're going to be smelling
so horrible, terrible and vegetable
that you'll just want to poke them
and sweep them
and be rid of them peanuts
before we all start going nuts...
It fits, don't you think?
Nah, i'll let them decide what type of fate that they wish to have. :P
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