MSN causes a few very profound effects...
1) The partial disinhibtion effect...
Don't get me wrong, this is in total resemblence to the online disinhibition effect, but it's just a partial effect, because you mostly chat with people that you know. Unless you're such an attention seeker that you might be afflicted with attention seeking personality disorder.
Due to this partial disinhibition, you might actually be materialising a sort of multiple-personality disorder. Why? You're acting one way on the Internet and another way in front of the actual people. =P
2) I NEED THE INTERNET
You might be addicted to the Internet because:
a) your msn is on almost 24/7
b) over 50% of your friends are online buddies
c) you have an online relationship
d) you use msn to chat to your roommate
e) you are a follower of a cult, which is exclusively online
f) you CANNOT survive without your daily dose of connection or disconnecting (you know what i mean, streamyx users :P)
g) there's no place like the Internet
h) you literally live on byte-sized meals
i) the most dialed number on your phone/mobile is your Internet Service Provider
j) You have IDHD (Internet Deficit Hyperactive Disorder)
Don't forget check cyberlaw and read online news. Make sure you have router plugged in so that you can get to afterlife through cyberspace.
3) You have frequent immunity checks...
For viruses that eat your wall of fire, further proceeding to hack into your disks, Random Active Mumbling (RAM) and finally your MOTHER OF ALL BOARDS.
There are spies on every ware that you have. They constantly try to create loop holes in your systems so that they can bring in the trojan horses. There are so many worms crawling around that you think the world is a butterfly farm and it's mating season all-year-round.
Your immunity system consists of:
a) Advertisement Awareness: Be VERY AWARE of those ADs
b) Spy Blaster: Blast those bloody spies to kingdom kong!
c) Spy Bot: The most compact Transformer's figurine ever. Comes in Byte size.
d) Anti Virus Gun: Obviously, you'll need one of these to shoot those darn viruses.
Of course, one of the mediums of transfer of these pesky viruses is none other than the Man-eating Shark Network.
4) Did you know?
a) Without msn, you kind of do not exist - in the cyberspace kind of way
b) You are dead (disconnected) for those hours going MOM (Missing on MSN)
c) You were not actually "alive" until Live Messenger came along...
d) You are never online - if you're not on MSN.
e) Cyberspace is a breeding ground - for MSN (it's growing because of YOU!)
f) Try spelling MSN backwards - It means New Supermoron.
g) MSN is actually your nanny. We refer to it as: my super nanny.
h) MSN is not real - it's online.
So please tell us:
what has MSN done to YOU?
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