I was talking to my bro and found out that there is a type of "lala language" circulating around in blueserver. FYI, blueserver is this server that allows people to play warcraft III online. It's a network, more commonly known to Dota players.
This "lala language", is extremely and very HILLARIOUS!
Common examples of this language are:
1) What you toking?
2) Wat u eating?
Well, those are the normal ones la...
So, it is firstly to be known, that these "lala's" have a very complexed and highly grammatically symbolic language form. So, you HAVE to understand some chinese phonemes to actually fully understand the enchanting language of the lalas.
Here's a more advanced example:
1) Damn many money wei...
Ooh, proper english would dictate: Damn a lot of money, accompanied with a "wei" at the back to add in the proper punch to make it a local facade of english. It's such a revolution. Imagine the amount of time they would save by just using one term to express "a large number". Instead of having to think of the proper use of "much" and "many" in english, a lot of time is being saved!
You could get away with saying things like:
1) Damn many time.
2) Damn many chocolate wei.
Wow, think of this, even the word "very" does not have to be used!
1) Many tired wei!
2) Many hot wei!
3) Many crazy wei!
4) Many smelly wei!
5) Many nice wei!
6) Many anger wei!
Plus, everything is in past tense! Well, mostly. Oh yeah, you also have to understand the jargons used in Dota! Like leavers, ownage, godlike, noob and the item names.
Remember, in past tense. Take these few examples:
1) Don't lefter the game!
2) Wah, so many lefter wei!
and...the ultimate one...
3) Don't laughter me!!
Another rule in this unique language is that the words sacred and scared are to be switched. I do not know why, but probably because it is a very complexed language so they must switch the item names for a word such as scared.
Probably it's because of the item Sacred Relic, which boosts your damage by a huge amount so everyone is SCARED of it. Thus explaining the name change.
So, the item sacred relic is now:
And you're not scared, you are:
And, after you've combined all those rules together, this should be the perfect example composition to show the unique and complexed forms of the Language of the Lala's:
Don't laughter wei! I damn sacred, later many lefters.
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