Chinese "problem"

If you see chinese dudes....people i mean...eventually you'll come to a conclusion that we are:

depressed, overworked and sleep deprived individuals!

You see, when you see a chinaman, you think....squinty eyes? I think that's the first thing that comes to mind. Well did you know that there's panda eyes too? *PANDA ALERT* sound the alarm please. No, we're not walking zombies, we're just man-like pandas walking around. Oh sure, we don't have the 100kg weight at birth, but we sure do have that natural mascara thing going on for us. We...need...sleep...we beg u....

Watch Russel Peters and you'll come across this line..."Be a man! Do the right thing!" WoW. Yes, chinese business people. We always go to such steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep and innovative ways to get you to buy our stuff. Why? Clearly we have been overworked and we want to make that sale, QUICK and EASY. Be it by hook or crook.

Depressed. where did that come from? You see, we have squinty eyes for a reason - so we don't have to take in all that shit that's going around us. That's why we can "shuttup!" and "do our work!". You can kick us around, but we have learned that "no use one lah!" to complain. So we just "do your job lah!".

Cut us some slack lah!
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...Be a man!